WEED WHACKER, LEAF BLOWER Scott Wheatley with band playing live
What's that sound like a thousand locusts? 
Getting on my nerves, I can hardly focus 
Is that the TV? Or the neighbor downstairs? 
Is it 4th of July? Someone sending up flares? 
I look outside, not a bug in sight
Sounds like the middle of the day 
Looks like the middle of the night 
Just a moment, I'm putting it together 
1-2-3, Looks like they're changing the weather 

    It's a Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower
    Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower

What's that sound like a thousand locusts? 
Getting on my nerves, I can hardly focus 
Is that the TV? Or the neighbor downstairs? 
Is it 4th of July? Someone sending up flares? 
I look outside, not a bug in sight
Sounds like the middle of the day 
Looks like the middle of the night 
Just a moment, I'm putting it together 
1-2-3, Looks like they're changing the weather 

    It's a Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower
    Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower

    It's a Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower
    Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower

What's that sound? It's a Weed Whacker 
What's that sound? It's a Leaf Blower 
What's that sound? Mister Weed Whacker 
What's that sound? Mister Leaf Blower 
Written by Gene Ferriter, Scott Wheatley
Scott Wheatley: vocals, guitar
Larry Melton: bass
Max Bent: beatbox, backing vocals
Owen Wheatley: backing vocals
Vera Wheatley: backing vocals
Nick Bertling: drums
WEED WHACKER, LEAF BLOWER Scott Wheatley with band playing live
Written by Gene Ferriter, Scott Wheatley
Scott Wheatley: vocals, guitar
Larry Melton: bass
Max Bent: beatbox, backing vocals
Owen Wheatley: backing vocals
Vera Wheatley: backing vocals
Nick Bertling: drums
What's that sound like a thousand locusts? 
Getting on my nerves, I can hardly focus 
Is that the TV? Or the neighbor downstairs? 
Is it 4th of July? Someone sending up flares? 
I look outside, not a bug in sight
Sounds like the middle of the day 
Looks like the middle of the night 
Just a moment, I'm putting it together 
1-2-3, Looks like they're changing the weather 

    It's a Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower
    Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower

What's that sound like a thousand locusts? 
Getting on my nerves, I can hardly focus 
Is that the TV? Or the neighbor downstairs? 
Is it 4th of July? Someone sending up flares? 
I look outside, not a bug in sight
Sounds like the middle of the day 
Looks like the middle of the night 
Just a moment, I'm putting it together 
1-2-3, Looks like they're changing the weather 

    It's a Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower
    Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower

    It's a Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower
    Weed Whacker, Leaf Blower
    Tree Trimmer, Lawn Mower
    A Loud Racket, Stinky Motor
    Plants Slimmer, Grass Lower

What's that sound? It's a Weed Whacker 
What's that sound? It's a Leaf Blower 
What's that sound? Mister Weed Whacker 
What's that sound? Mister Leaf Blower