VAMPIRATE Scott the Jester Scott the Jester
Late one night - graveyard watch I'm keepin' 
Pale moonlight - showed me someone creepin' 
I saw doom - from the poop deck peepin'  
He did loom - toward the first mate sleepin' 
Ready your pistol to fire it 
Beware of Vampirate 

Hardy pirates sail in the mornin' breeze 
Flyin' your jolly roger 
Now heed my wail of a warnin', please 
A tale of a daylight-dodger 
If your crew looks pale and haggard and bored 
Raise your dagger and sword 
And if you catch vampire 
Better throw him overboard 

He's been the wreck - of many nautical missions  
Guard your neck - in your nocturnal positions 
He's got a thirst - he'll come with questions fishin' 
Don't be cursed - it's for your blood he's wishin' 
Pity the fools who admire it 
The gaze of Vampirate 

Hardy pirates sail in the mornin' breeze 
Flyin' your jolly roger 
Now heed my wail of a warnin', please 
A tale of a daylight-dodger 
If your crew looks pale and haggard and bored 
Raise your dagger and sword 
And if you catch vampire 
Better throw him overboard 

Overboard 
You better throw him overboard 
Overboard 
How much blood can you afford? 

He's nice enough - he'll say don't be a loner 
It's a bluff - he's seeking his next donor 
Don't play games - go run and tell your captain 
If he claims - to be a surgeon or chaplain 
If your position is dire 
It's that liar, Vampirate 

Hardy pirates sail in the mornin' breeze 
Flyin' your jolly roger 
Now heed my wail of a warnin', please 
A tale of a daylight-dodger 
If your crew looks frail, unsteady and rank 
And your vessel's ready to tank 
You better catch vampirate 
And make him walk the plank 
Better make him walk the plank 
Written by Scott Wheatley, Nick Johnson
Scott Wheatley: vocals, guitar, keyboards
Larry Melton: bass, bowed bass
Mark Merella: drums
VAMPIRATE Vampirate
Written by Scott Wheatley, Nick Johnson
Scott Wheatley: vocals, guitar, keyboards
Larry Melton: bass, bowed bass
Mark Merella: drums
Late one night - graveyard watch I'm keepin' 
Pale moonlight - showed me someone creepin' 
I saw doom - from the poop deck peepin'  
He did loom - toward the first mate sleepin' 
Ready your pistol to fire it 
Beware of Vampirate 

Hardy pirates sail in the mornin' breeze 
Flyin' your jolly roger 
Now heed my wail of a warnin', please 
A tale of a daylight-dodger 
If your crew looks pale and haggard and bored 
Raise your dagger and sword 
And if you catch vampire 
Better throw him overboard 

He's been the wreck - of many nautical missions  
Guard your neck - in your nocturnal positions 
He's got a thirst - he'll come with questions fishin' 
Don't be cursed - it's for your blood he's wishin' 
Pity the fools who admire it 
The gaze of Vampirate 

Hardy pirates sail in the mornin' breeze 
Flyin' your jolly roger 
Now heed my wail of a warnin', please 
A tale of a daylight-dodger 
If your crew looks pale and haggard and bored 
Raise your dagger and sword 
And if you catch vampire 
Better throw him overboard 

Overboard 
You better throw him overboard 
Overboard 
How much blood can you afford? 

He's nice enough - he'll say don't be a loner 
It's a bluff - he's seeking his next donor 
Don't play games - go run and tell your captain 
If he claims - to be a surgeon or chaplain 
If your position is dire 
It's that liar, Vampirate 

Hardy pirates sail in the mornin' breeze 
Flyin' your jolly roger 
Now heed my wail of a warnin', please 
A tale of a daylight-dodger 
If your crew looks frail, unsteady and rank 
And your vessel's ready to tank 
You better catch vampirate 
And make him walk the plank 
Better make him walk the plank